There are these substances called 'sugarcane' and 'honey'.

"I'd just like to remind you that people are more aware these days that demi-gods exist than they apparently are in your time," he points out. "They might believe me a little sooner than you think."

Right, that's enough of that. He finally claims the chair opposite her, rocking it back on its back legs. "I'm figuring a month here at the supposed center of the world. Gives people time to get back to me without needing to tack extra time onto their trips to get their asses up north. Up there, people actually expect me to do things not within the realm of the merely human, which will make crap easier."