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[lotsoflaughs]

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[lotsoflaughs]

Uh-huh. So, when's the last time you ran *your* Heaven?

[humanentity]

Never. My version of Gabriel broke the Seventh Seal, and brought on the apocalypse. My experience of Godlessness is war, and my voice alone to rally Humanity to its own survival.
My brother's cry was a rallying one. He was influential, his voice powerful in the chaos and silence. But he did not love Humanity, as you claim to.

[lotsoflaughs]

I think I'm going to want to have some words with your brother.

::And probably some violence, depending on how things go.::

Sounds like he might get along with my Lucifer. Provided he didn't go poking any buttons he shouldn't. Anyway, if I didn't love humans, do you think I would have gotten myself stabbed by big bro while siding with them?

[humanentity]

[ His Gabriel would just get so incensed by the illusions, though. ]

What is your Lucifer like?

[lotsoflaughs]

::True. Throwing illusions and constructs at him should be entertaining as he tries to get things through his thick skull.::

When he's not having a tantrum over humans replacing him as Dad's favorite, you mean? He was the most beautiful of us. He also used to have a fairly decent sense of humor and was more patient than Michael. Possibly because after teaching two younger brothers crap, Michael was done.

He was also spoiled. Pretty much whatever he wanted, he got. And no one wanted to get in the way of his temper when he lost it. The only one who's temper even comes close is Michael's.

[humanentity]

Amazing. So fascinating, all these differences between our worlds, it's hard to imagine being the eldest.

Our tempers are likely similar, though.

[lotsoflaughs]

Just remember that while I'm the calmest of the four of us, I'm the creative one.

Anyway, it's hard for me to imagine Uriel as an archangel, so.

[humanentity]

I have a photograph here somewhere.

[lotsoflaughs]

She looked good. I think I'm the only one of the four of us who bothered to learn how to use a camera.

[humanentity]

She'll be missed.

You learned more than them, how do be human?

[lotsoflaughs]

Like I've said. I'm the one who's lived down here for ages. Anyway, little hard to blend in with humans if I don't know how to use the tech they come up with.

[humanentity]

Technology is interesting, but not my favorite thing about them. Their perseverance--that's what inspires me.

You have a photograph of yourself?

[lotsoflaughs]

I might have a picture or two laying around. Gimme a minute.

::A couple minutes later...::

Ta dah.

[humanentity]

You're not at all what I expected.

[lotsoflaughs]

Picture the look I was giving Dean in that picture being directed at you. What were you expecting? The ball of bright light with six pairs of wings and a few too many faces for the comfort of humans that they'd see for the very short time they have eyes and brains?

[humanentity]

A warrior, like myself, or my brother.
You seem well cushioned.

[lotsoflaughs]

Gimme a break. I'm in perfectly decent shape.

[humanentity]

You have a weakness for the sweet, you said.

[lotsoflaughs]

Yeah. And I neither lose or gain weight. I could eat an elephant's weight of sugar in one sitting and I'll be fine.

[humanentity]

I suppose when your power is as significant as yours, it doesn't matter what you look like.

[lotsoflaughs]

No kidding. I like the way I look fine though.

[humanentity]

I suppose it'll do. You're stuck with it, now, after all.

[lotsoflaughs]

Yeah. I leave and I'm pretty sure it'll drop since the original owner isn't in here anymore.

[humanentity]

That's very sad.

[lotsoflaughs]

Yeah. So staying it is.