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[lotsoflaughs]

Catch-all post for threads on TFLN interrupted by captcha.

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For angelfire.

[lotsoflaughs]

((Continued from here.))

Still a low blow. I haven't made any overly nasty comments to you, have I?

[angelfire]

Not of late. But you've had a few choice things to say over the years, haven't you?

For allgeek.

[pielemental]

((Originally from here before moving because screw captcha.))

Sure we do. Doesnt mean it's not a good idea. Course a better one would have been to not break it but we cant win em all.

[allgeek]

Then maybe we should get in gear and leave

you know, NOW

For angelfire.

[lotsoflaughs]

((Continued from here.))

I'd like to be able to stay here for longer than a week.

[angelfire]

So what you're saying is no blackouts across half of the northern hemisphere?

For tryingitall.

[lotsoflaughs]

((Continued from here.))

Right. Where are you, so I know where I'm going?

you are a delight. thank you!

[tryingitall]

My flat in Chicago. Over the gallery.

Have you seen the gallery?

Anyway, I'm in Chicago, in the bathtub.

[Hopefully that's enough to go by. And he is in the bathtub, but there's no water involved. Just a naked angel, an empty glass, a bottle of scotch, and a quarter of a cherry cheesecake on a platter.]

For impala_is_my_baby

[lotsoflaughs]

((Picking up from here.))

Chronologically sounds good. Assuming you can remember that far back.

[impala_is_my_baby]

That's low. I can remember things just fine, thanks.

For walksamongyou

[lotsoflaughs]

((Picking up from here.))

Oh, he's doing all right these days. That was just generally a sucky time for him. Dad gave him his mojo back. Along with bringing him back after he successfully pissed of Lucifer. Not that he didn't piss off Michael with his stunt too, but Luci got to him first.

Good plan, this

[walksamongyou]

He seems quite adept at making exactly the wrong people angry. I feel I should have a box of popcorn on hand for the retelling of his escapades.

For beees

[lotsoflaughs]

((Moved from here.))

"Yup. Pretty much just serves as a temporary distraction." He'll just be laying back and occupying about half the bed with his hands folded behind his head now.

[beees]

"That's been my experience too, yes." Castiel nods. "Except sometimes it's worse when you have to suffer through the symptoms of a hangover as well."

For beees

[lotsoflaughs]

((Moved from here.))

How many people do you know tend to do the smart thing all the time?

[beees]

I suppose you have a point.

For angelfire.

[lotsoflaughs]

((Moved from here))

You failed and it leaves you with the option of Michael who is probably too busy being upset at being locked up to want to indulge in any hanky panky, lower level angels who won't touch you with a ten foot pole, humans, and demons.
Also, you're an asshole.

[angelfire]

Thank you for that thorough reminder, Gabe, I can't imagine what I'd do without you.

For thinblueline

[lotsoflaughs]

((Moved from here.))

Think bigger. Like an entire Costco of liquor.

[oversight]

So, what? There aren't angel-strength stimulants?

For humanentity

[lotsoflaughs]

((Moved from here.))

There wouldn't *be* a fight. Lucifer turned Castiel into a bloody mist with a snap of his fingers for that whole holy fire Molotov thing and Michael's incinerated other angels with barely any effort before. Don't. Piss. Him. Off.

[humanentity]

The archangels of your world sound much more powerful than us.

For savethehallmark

[lotsoflaughs]

((Moved from here.))

Hey, you texted me, not the other way around. This is all on you. You're welcome, by the way.

::Not that he really expects Dean to appreciate being let loose from his car.::

[savethehallmark]

I texted you buddy, that didn't mean "come bang on the roof of my trunk an' ruin my day".

[Because obviously he would've gotten out of there eventually by himself.]

For notthatpond

[pielemental]

((Moved from here.))

And the ones who DO believe tend to show up with sharp pointy objects.

[notthatpond]

And we want to keep those away from Jacob and the people that are carrying them.

For beees.

[lotsoflaughs]

((Moved from here.))

An arrest record?

[beees]

Which I would rather not have?

For gotaspark.

[pielemental]

((Moved from here.))

And sometimes, its not worth the drive to get something.

[gotaspark]

Yeah, that's true too. Sounds kinda weird coming from you, though?

For notthatpond

[pielemental]

((Moved from here.))

There will be impending revenge on him later.

::After he's had more than five seconds to think about what he wants to do.::

[notthatpond]

Just give me a warning so I can make my exit.

For notthatpond

[pielemental]

((Moved from here.))

Should I start being worried?

[notthatpond]

No more than usual. How was where you went the other night?

[lotsoflaughs]

((Moved from here.))

What do you think Michael or Raphael's reaction to a drunk dial or text would be?

::There's an excellent reason to control how often one is drunk. Another being how much effort it took for an angel to reach that state.::

[badpuns]

Mm. Harsh enough that you're the only archangel I'd talk to drunk

For notthatpond

[pielemental]

((Moved from here.))

Nah, I've got it. Might wanna put a gps tracker on your kid.

[notthatpond]

What's he done? He's not set anything free?

For notthatpond

[pielemental]

((From here.))

Been a few years, so I'll probably need to mess with things to remind myself how I did it last time.

[notthatpond]

I'll leave that to you. When I tried to fix Jacob's the first time it nearly ended in a few claw marks.

For badpuns.

[lotsoflaughs]

((Moved from here.))

Sure. Fun to watch it happen to someone else.

[badpuns]

I'd say you'd need a lot of good luck to convince someone to irritate someone that much just so you can watch them.

For notthatpond

[pielemental]

((Moved from here.))

::She could always take it upon herself to reorganize the books and files into something more easy to deal with for someone who wasn't one of the Men of Letters and privy to how their brains and sorting system worked. That should keep her busy for a couple of months.::

I'm just going with what I've found and not searching the bunker.

[notthatpond]

[Oh she'd do that. Make it actually understandable. Put the post it notes to good work!]

Probably a good idea.

For kickingand.

[favorite_son]

((Moved from here.))

"You know you don't want to do that," Lucifer chides, pressing against Dean's prostate close to the hardest Dean could take in illustration why.

While it's probably wisest to give up on getting the words out of Dean he wanted, he wants to do this last thing before actually having him.

[kickingand]

Just because he doesn't want to do it doesn't mean he shouldn't. It seems a far less perverse idea to try and make a break for it instead of lying still and taking it like he actually wants. It's twisting him up inside to know that he's chosen this fucked up path and now all he has to show for it is an erection and a loss for words. Amongst other things.

Gritting his teeth, Dean's fingers curl harder into the sheets at his sides, the insistent pleasure enough to make him shudder. There's no way to splinter from it while he's too busy quivering, his body hardly working well enough to process the feeling let alone come up with an escape act. At least he could placate himself by claiming he was staying put because trying to get onto his feet would only result in idiocy.

For tobeclosetohim.

[lotsoflaughs]

((Moved from here.))

Gabriel looks at her innocently. "I was talking about getting you home. What did you think we were talking about?"

As if he didn't know. No need to be completely, direct, nope. Reeling her in is more fun. Gives them time for banter.

Re: For tobeclosetohim.

[tobeclosetohim]

"OH." It's warm, wide, sharp and bright. "So you're just a dick, then?"

She laughs, sweet and high, leaning her cheek against the bottle, without stopping. "You're going to blink me home if I'm sober enough for your liking--" Oh, yes, there are a set of eyebrows for this. "--but if I'm not you're just going to leave me here?" Her smile curled slightly more. "At the mercy of the riffraff that somehow I'll have a better handle on in that state than the other?"

"What an angel. Everyone must be so damn proud of you back home." Her mouth is problem, but then he hasn't actually stopped her yet.

Except for. That. Before. Right before this all. The pizza. The appearing. And the problem is, serious or not, and she's slightly sure it's more serious than not serious, even if it isn't, or even if it's not for now, or even just the newest topic of fuckery he's decided to slide in for the night, that the consideration isn't as expediently pushed aside as she's sure she should be. Monsters were monsters, whether they came from below, above, or out.

Which would be a lot easier to focus on if she wasn't smiling. And he wasn't, too.

For badpuns.

[favorite_son]

((Moved from here.))

Lucifer's teeth worry at Balthazar's neck as his hips snap forwards, driving himself in deep. Time to see how fast he can make little brother come.

[badpuns]

"Lucifer!" Balthazar gasps, Grace pulsating in time with his thrusts. A couple more rolls of Lucifer's hips, and he's screaming as his orgasm washes over him.