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[notthatpond]

I can take that hint.

[pielemental]

Sometimes a guy wants to do things without kids around.

[notthatpond]

I did not need to know that.

[pielemental]

Like I need to know what you and Sam get up to?

[notthatpond]

Well played. I'll take Jacob with me. Did you want anything?

[pielemental]

I'd need to check on my supplies of a couple things and even then, I should probably get it myself.

[notthatpond]

Alright then, that's fine. No food or anything?

[pielemental]

More hamburger meat should probably be a thing.

::Given that he used some of it for his lunch.::

[notthatpond]

That I can get. What about beer?

[pielemental]

Let me look.

::A couple minutes later...::

I could have sworn there was more.

[notthatpond]

Did Jacob leave?

[pielemental]

Yeah, he left.

[notthatpond]

Right I'm going to look for him because he isn't back in his room.

[pielemental]

Probably bugging Sam then.

[notthatpond]

I hope so.

[Then a few minutes later.]

Found him. And the missing beer.

[pielemental]

Tell me it was missing because Sam's drinking it.

[notthatpond]

No Sam. Just Jacob. It just looks like he's been hiding it.

[pielemental]

Why is your kid hiding my alcohol?

[notthatpond]

Maybe he thinks you drink too much. Maybe he wants to be like you. I hope not. I'll try and get him to explain.

[pielemental]

If he'd seen half the stuff I have, he'd drink too. Not even that much. A quarter would be enough.

[notthatpond]

Well apparently he is worried about you. Maybe it was something someone said in passing. See he's a good kid.

[pielemental]

Well, he can be worried and still give me my beer back. All things told, it's not the worst coping method in the world.

[notthatpond]

It's not the worst but not the smartest. Humans need the livers. I found my watch! I'll make sure it stops.

[pielemental]

Like I'm going to survive long enough for my liver to kill me?

[notthatpond]

Maybe you won't be able to get killed by some monster because your liver is killing you!