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[lotsoflaughs]

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[badpuns]

I have no idea what you're talking about. How would I have possibly provoked those two mandrills?

[lotsoflaughs]

By calling them things like that to their faces?

[badpuns]

Of course I don't call them that to their faces. Give me a little credit.

[lotsoflaughs]

That and a buck will get you a soda from a soda machine.

[badpuns]

That hurts, Gabriel. I feel like you don't trust me.

[lotsoflaughs]

Can't hurt that much. You're still responding instead of sulking somewhere.

[badpuns]

Never have been much of a sulker, really.

[lotsoflaughs]

Right. More of a 'get even' type if you think you won't get your ass kicked for it.

[badpuns]

Essentially, yes.

[lotsoflaughs]

Just try to pick your battles, hmm?

[badpuns]

Of course. Always.

[lotsoflaughs]

Good. I don't wanna hear that you've gotten yourself shanked because you pissed off the wrong person.

[badpuns]

Not to worry, not to worry. I've got everything under control.

[lotsoflaughs]

Said by way too many people before they get taken out, by their own stupidity if nothing else. The 'watch this!' sort.

[badpuns]

However, I'm not stupid, and I certainly have an interest in my own survival.

[lotsoflaughs]

True, it doesn't take you more than once or twice of doing something to realize oh, that's a bad idea. Don't try to deny it, I was the one fielding complaints.

[badpuns]

All right, all right. I may have made a few mistakes back in the day. But they were mostly harmless.

[lotsoflaughs]

You almost got your ass smote by Michael at least three different times.

I will proofread when posting from my phone

[badpuns]

Almost doesn't count, does it? Or maybe we could look at it from the point of view that I was clever enough three different times to avoid being smote by Michael?

Whenever I screw up on TFLN, I just blame the character.

[lotsoflaughs]

Wouldn't it have been even more clever to avoid pissing him off.

That makes sense

[badpuns]

It's more difficult to do something and get away with it than it is to do nothing at all.

[lotsoflaughs]

Not when the doing nothing involves managing to somehow keep your mouth shut instead of giving in to temptation. There's been plenty of times I've failed that test.

[badpuns]

Depending on the situation, sometimes staying silent is easier than speaking up.

[lotsoflaughs]

I'm talking about the times it's the tougher option, smartass.

[badpuns]

Those times are few and far between, are they not?