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[lotsoflaughs]

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[badpuns]

Should I be worried? I'm sure there are other people you'd rather sabotage.

[lotsoflaughs]

Very few people are safe from my sense of humor.

::Balthazar is not one of them.::

[badpuns]

That's what I was afraid of. You know, it's your example I'm following, leaving because it's getting more and more difficult to stand the fighting upstairs. I'm sure you wouldn't want to ruin any of my dates any more than I would ruin yours.

[lotsoflaughs]

::Ouch. Low blow, bringing up the reason for bailing.::

Ask Castiel what I did to him a time he tried to interfere with what I was doing.

[badpuns]

Honestly, it doesn't matter much to me what you do to whom, as long as I'm not your target. If it's the Winchesters, I'll even cheer you on and buy you a drink when you're done.

[lotsoflaughs]

Considering they got your shorts in a twist, that's not a real big surprise. Your chances to fuck up any dates I may have are kind of limited anyway. No way can any human keep up with an archangel, so it's usually more effective to just snap a construct or three into existence.

::Jealous yet, little brother?::

[badpuns]

[He might be a little envious, yes. It must be nice to be able to just snap whatever - or whoever - you want into existence for a little while.]

You should try twelve. Twelve is a very good number.

[lotsoflaughs]

::Maybe if Balthazar asks nicely, Gabriel will snap him up a couple sometime.::

I'm betting you pick that many because of people needing recovery time before you get back to them? You do realize my constructs are designed to keep up with me?

::So he doesn't need twelve of them at once. That's a few too many to be doing at once, given there's only just so much of his meatsuit to go around.::

[badpuns]

[Balthazar would definitely take Gabriel up on that.]

Well, honestly, mostly because I could, and they were willing. But yes, the lack of recovery time needed once you get into those sort of numbers is a bit of a perk.

[lotsoflaughs]

::Of course he would.::

I have to wonder a little where you've been finding these people. These days, most humans prefer to stick to a handful at a time at most.

[badpuns]

Is twelve more than a handful?

[lotsoflaughs]

Smartass. I'm saying humans generally stick to groups that can be counted with one hand.

[badpuns]

Some of the ones I know can be convinced to be a bit more adventurous.

[lotsoflaughs]

Apparently. Don't try to convince them to do something I wouldn't do.

::Which isn't much, granted.::

[badpuns]

Don't worry. I don't think they're capable of the small handful of things you wouldn't do.

[lotsoflaughs]

They're a bit beyond their abilities without an angel's powers, true.

[badpuns]

Exactly. There won't be any trouble. Trust me.

[lotsoflaughs]

Aside from what you cause, you mean?

[badpuns]

I think that goes without saying, don't you?

[lotsoflaughs]

But I just said it.

[badpuns]

Well, yes, you did. But it was probably unnecessary, since you already know the answer, yes?

[lotsoflaughs]

I will find you and smack you.

::He's kidding. Or is he?::

[badpuns]

Don't worry, brother. I won't do anything you wouldn't do either.

[lotsoflaughs]

Is that a 'go away and let me get on with getting it on'?

[badpuns]

Mostly a "You don't need to show up and smack me", really.