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[lotsoflaughs]

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[walksamongyou]

That too.
I can't imagine he's all that happy with much of anything, honestly.
Including my choice to stay here on Earth rather than returning home when I had the chance.
That whole thing about people waiting for me to come back?
Not gonna happen, since I didn't even leave.

[lotsoflaughs]

Dad went on vacation about two thousand years ago and hasn't been seen since. He has no room to bitch at you. Okay, he's apparently been talking to Joshua, but everybody else gets zip.
How much you wanna bet that the people that claim they're waiting for you to come back wouldn't even believe that you're you? Along with getting reminded that oh yeah, you've got a temper, as seen by you being the original table flipper.

[walksamongyou]

Rude of him not to let us in on whatever the hell he's gotten up to.
I'm inclined to believe the 'God is Dead' thing and just say Joshua's lost a few too many marbles, honestly.

And excuse you, I've calmed in the last couple of centuries. Some.

[lotsoflaughs]

I think He decided that making a few thousand children that emotionally mature really slowly wasn't such a hot idea and decided to get away from the needy ones like Michael.
And how much would 'some' be?

[walksamongyou]

I suppose it goes to show how much foresight He really had when things were coming together.
I haven't thrown tantrums over figs since I was young if that counts for anything?

[lotsoflaughs]

Cursing that tree for not providing fruit in the wrong season was a bit excessive, yes.

[walksamongyou]

In my defense, I knew nothing about the seasons of fig trees. Bigger things to focus on.
You wouldn't believe how many different versions of the story there are nowadays. And all of them make me look like a damned pillock.

[lotsoflaughs]

Plants having seasons when they provide food is pretty basic info. And hey. At least some of them make you look good like the feeding thousands of people with what's normally enough food to feed two or three. Maybe four, if people aren't particularly hungry.

[walksamongyou]

But there are just so *many* plants to keep track of.
This is why I took up gardening, to avoid such things and actually educate myself. You should see my tomato plants.
That may have been a little bit exaggerated, actually. Transplanting bits of food from one area in reality to another while people were distracted was fairly easy, with the good PR the disciples provided.

[lotsoflaughs]

No one said you needed to know the ins and outs of every plant on the planet. Just the ones relevant to the Middle East, since that's where you were in the first place.
So, did a bunch of rich people that could afford the loss get to have some 'where the fuck did my dinner go?'

[walksamongyou]

In a couple of instances, yes.
Never let it be said that I never had a sense of humor myself.

[lotsoflaughs]

I've noticed that around 95% of rich people are jackasses that don't deserve their wealth since they fuck over everybody else to get it. So I approve. Of you, not them.

[walksamongyou]

My thoughts exactly.